🤍 Designed for moms carrying the invisible mental load 🤍
0% Capacity + 100% Coffee Mom Math Crewneck Sweatshirt | Funny Fall Mom Sweatshirt
The numbers shouldn't work. And yet... here we are. ☕🍂
0% capacity.
100% coffee.
Somehow still operational.
The Mom Math Crewneck Sweatshirt is for the mom who has absolutely nothing left in the tank but is still answering questions, remembering appointments, figuring out dinner, finding everyone's missing stuff, and keeping the whole operation moving.
Because motherhood math is different.
0% Capacity + 100% Coffee = Mom Math.
Featuring warm fall tones, vintage-inspired lettering, autumn leaves, and the most important part of the equation—a very necessary cup of coffee—this cozy brown crewneck is basically the official uniform for running on caffeine and questionable levels of remaining capacity.
Why You'll Love It
- Cozy classic crewneck made for crisp fall days
- Rich chocolate brown color with warm cream and burnt-orange detailing
- Vintage-inspired collegiate design
- Relaxed, easy-to-style everyday fit
- Perfect with leggings, jeans, biker shorts, or your favorite lounge pants
- Funny enough to get a second look without feeling like a novelty sweatshirt
Perfect For
School drop-off, coffee runs, Target trips, weekend errands, football games, pumpkin patches, working from home, fall festivals—or any day when the coffee is contributing more than you are.
Makes a Great Gift For
Busy moms, working moms, new moms, mom friends, teachers, caregivers, coffee lovers, or the woman who routinely accomplishes things that should be mathematically impossible.
Capacity: nonexistent.
Coffee: acquired.
Operations: continuing.
Mom Math. ☕🍂
50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece
Made from specially spun cotton fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. Polyester fibers are extremely strong and stretch-resistant.
1x1 Ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem with spandex
Allows the sweatshirt to stretch as it's put on, afterward going back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted garment.
Double-needle stitched
The garment is sewn around the edges with a wide double coverstitch, making it long-lasting and durable
Quarter-turned
Quarter-turned fabric to eliminate center crease
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not dryclean; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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